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The Sticker monkey is one ape, in a room, with a sticker making machine. Do not worry about cruelty, as the Monkey is quite happy. He loves stickers so.
• Slightly BAD NEWS•
Alas, Sticker Monkey, is currently experiencing some DOWN TIME, for important sytem maintainance. He is unable to accept new orders over the internets at the moment. Due to a this, he is only accepting local clients/walkins. If you need to ask him something, please email on the secret alt email addy.
(whats that, you dont know it? unfortunately, that means youll have to find him the hard way...
in 2010, a crack sticker unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime he didn't commit. This ape promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Edinburgh underground. Today, still wanted by the government, he survives as a soldier of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find him, maybe you can hire... Sticker Monkey.)
•END Slightly BAD NEWS•
Sticker Monkey can create some pretty ace stuff, from small fun stickers as gifts, to labels for your fr-fr-fresh white label vinyl. He can sign-write your shop, decal up your vehicle and make a big ‘ol banner to hang at your site/project/club night.
Stickers can make super sweet promotional devices. Give one away to all who come through your door, so they can peel, stick, enjoy, and subliminally in-jest your brand without even realising it. The monkey assures you that one, cunningly placed sticker can be as effective as a (mega expensive) adshel or other static form of advertising. that, and its waaay cooler to tease your market with clever stickering as opposed to oh-so-predictable traditional advertising!
the possibilities are almost endless, the world of sticker is vast and wide ranging, it’s bigger than you thought, that’s a promise! :) |