The Sticker Monkey lives in one small room, surrounded by vinyl and a big sticker making machine. Don't worry about cruelty, the monkey is quite happy :) If you want to speak to him, please email info@stickermonkey.co.uk
There is a phone, but don't call it.
If you know how, you can always catch him on his handheld moblie telephonic communication device.
if you know the number that is...