It will come as no surprise to you, that stickers cost money.
Not necessarily lots of it, but money nonetheless. He would give stickers away all day if he could, but fruit costs some to buy, so he’s gotta eek out a living somehow. Hey, at least he’s not into crack!

The way things go down is a little like this:

The material in use is 297mm (A4) tall, by 50 Meters wide, so your jobs raw material cost is calculated by the linear meters of materials used. more stickers cost more. more colour means more money. but, if you but lots, the unit price comes down.

The more specialised stuff is, naturally, more expensive. Gold vinyl, copper ink, fluro’s and the like come at a premium. But it’s often worth it for that extra shiny sticker.
vinyl starts at £3.00 a meter.
each colour starts at £2.50 a meter.

After the raw materials used, comes the time involved in production, the ‘leccy for running the machines, the plotter blade that cuts them out, and the monkey time spent handling your artwork and chopping out all those big sheets into little stickers to make nice items for you.

A 100% custom sticker service comes with a 100% custom price. each job is costed on it’s own merits and materials, but this is a rough and ready reckoner

To help, the monkey offers you a free sample service* and full estimates before starting any job. that way you get to see exactly what you are getting, before committing to any costs. also, it means the monkey can work out if your crazy idea will work before promising you the earth!

all together, the service on the table here is a frienfdly, approachable one, with some top quality results that will surely delight.
good things come to those who wait, for world class stickers, it can take some time with the too-ing and fro-ing of ideas and samples. please don't expect 5,000 complex cut out stickers in a couple of days.

*This is an bonus service, and not always available, and subject to being withdrawn at no notice. No taking the piss likes.